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General Norman Johnson was an American R&B singer, frontman of the Chairmen of the Board, songwriter, and record producer. He usually performed as General Johnson, although sometimes he was billed as Norman Johnson. \"General Norman\" were in fact his given forenames, in that order; General was not a nickname, stage name or military title.
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NGC 6871 is a small, young open cluster in the constellation of Cygnus. The cluster has fewer than 50 members, most of which are blue and white stars. It is located 5135 light-years from Earth.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Amon G. Carter","displaytitle":"Amon G. Carter","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q473941","titles":{"canonical":"Amon_G._Carter","normalized":"Amon G. Carter","display":"Amon G. Carter"},"pageid":1003663,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e4/Amon_G_Carter.jpg/330px-Amon_G_Carter.jpg","width":320,"height":454},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Amon_G_Carter.jpg","width":647,"height":917},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1263187232","tid":"fcc5e353-baa4-11ef-bc11-05b2c02b750e","timestamp":"2024-12-15T05:25:25Z","description":"American publisher and art collector","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amon_G._Carter","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amon_G._Carter?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amon_G._Carter?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Amon_G._Carter"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amon_G._Carter","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Amon_G._Carter","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amon_G._Carter?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Amon_G._Carter"}},"extract":"Amon Giles Carter Sr. was the creator and publisher of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, and a nationally known civic booster for Fort Worth, Texas. A legacy in his will was used to create Fort Worth's Amon Carter Museum of American Art, which was founded by his daughter, Ruth Carter Stevenson, in January 1961.","extract_html":"
Amon Giles Carter Sr. was the creator and publisher of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, and a nationally known civic booster for Fort Worth, Texas. A legacy in his will was used to create Fort Worth's Amon Carter Museum of American Art, which was founded by his daughter, Ruth Carter Stevenson, in January 1961.
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