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{"type":"standard","title":"Alabama Constitution Village","displaytitle":"Alabama Constitution Village","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4705209","titles":{"canonical":"Alabama_Constitution_Village","normalized":"Alabama Constitution Village","display":"Alabama Constitution Village"},"pageid":9579948,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/10/ALABAMA_CONSTITUTION_VILLAGE.jpg/330px-ALABAMA_CONSTITUTION_VILLAGE.jpg","width":320,"height":215},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/ALABAMA_CONSTITUTION_VILLAGE.jpg","width":718,"height":483},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1278053957","tid":"962c78be-f59b-11ef-858c-058d9ffa39a9","timestamp":"2025-02-28T06:16:46Z","description":"Historic site in Huntsville, Alabama","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":34.72862,"lon":-86.58737},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Constitution_Village","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Constitution_Village?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Constitution_Village?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Alabama_Constitution_Village"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Constitution_Village","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Alabama_Constitution_Village","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Constitution_Village?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Alabama_Constitution_Village"}},"extract":"The Constitution Hall Park is a historical open-air museum in Huntsville, Alabama, that reenacts life in 1819. The eight buildings include a law office, print shop, land surveyor's office, post office, cabinetmaker's shop and residence. It was added to the Alabama Register of Landmarks and Heritage on October 31, 1975.","extract_html":"
The Constitution Hall Park is a historical open-air museum in Huntsville, Alabama, that reenacts life in 1819. The eight buildings include a law office, print shop, land surveyor's office, post office, cabinetmaker's shop and residence. It was added to the Alabama Register of Landmarks and Heritage on October 31, 1975.
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