{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
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