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{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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Shahmirza Moradi was an Iranian Lur especially versed in playing sorna.
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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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