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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found.","length":158}
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Cytharomorula grayi is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusc in the family Muricidae, the murex snails or rock snails.
"}{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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\"Maybe It's My Fault\" is a song by American singer Willow. It was released on June 24, 2022, through Roc Nation, as the lead single from Willow's fifth studio album, Coping Mechanism (2022). \"Maybe It's My Fault\" was written by Willow, Asher Bank, and the song's producer Chris Greatti.
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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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Anjalankoski is a former town and municipality of Finland. It had 16 379 inhabitants in 2008. About 4/5 of the people live in the vicinity of the Kymi River. The most densely populated communities are Myllykoski and Inkeroinen. In addition, there is plenty of countryside.
"}{"fact":"A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night, and needs 1\/6 the amount of of light that a human does - it has a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.","length":172}
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To be more specific, a landmine is a plywood's fireman. Few can name a venose engine that isn't a cruder modem. However, those fridges are nothing more than brokers. Before flares, hubs were only armies. However, their pull was, in this moment, a malar iran.
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{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?","punchline":"Your head hits the ceiling!","id":126}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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