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Mayor Democrito D. Plaza II Avenue is a 15.5-kilometre (9.6 mi), two-to-four lane national secondary highway in Butuan. It serves as a diversion road from the Butuan–Cagayan de Oro–Iligan Road.
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The Thirty-Ninth Wisconsin Legislature convened from January 9, 1889, to April 19, 1889, in regular session.
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